Denver Demons Press Releases

  • Chuck checking in - Volume II +

    Blogging here from now on will be Chuck Tankman, Denver Demons insider. The 62 year old Denver native is writing this blog for a single purpose: telling the truth about the Demons and consequently chasing GM Klaus von Meyerinck out of office. Folks, we are living in difficult and fast paced times. Not as fast paced as the ever revolving door that is called the New Jersey Enforcers. And not as difficult as it is to be successful in Denver when your GM is named Klaus von Meyerinck. Folks, we are living in times of deception. And that however is the business that old fat KvM is pretty successful in. Unfortunately he is not in anything else, especially when it Read More
  • Chuck checking in - Volume I +

    Blogging here from now on will be Chuck Tankman, Denver Demons insider. The 62 year old Denver native is writing this blog for a single purpose: telling the truth about the Demons and consequently chasing GM Klaus von Meyerinck out of office. Folks, the desert should be behind us by now. OBWL is on it's way again and fans in town and Colorado alike were thirsty for games and hungry for excitement. They spent the long dryspell called offseason with a Fata Morgana before their eyes: having a new exciting Demons team in town. Looks like the only Fata Morgana was the end of the desert. Sand whereever you look around. And no hope in sight. No water to end Read More
  • KvM's next scandal: The huge Goodrum error +

    Denver. And there it is: Yet another scandal in the Denver Demons front office! Because what could have been a successful free agency with the signing of four players so far, spearheaded by defensive powerhouse SF Daniel Goodrum, once again turned out to be a story of an incompetent GM running a) behind skirts and b) behind food and booze. Reportedly the Demons had no intention to sign Daniel Goodrum whatsoever. How the former SunKing made it to Denver despite neither GM Klaus von Meyerinck nor headcoach Eli Alvis wanting him is another story from OBWL's madhouse. And we have the woman to clear things up in an exclusive interview. So far Denver fans around the nation heatedly are discussing Read More
  • Demons coach: "Work around the madness" +

    Denver. Seldom a headcoach in OBWL has spoken up like Eli Alvis of the Denver Demons did. Here's an Interview with the 42 year old about the Demons, the draft, the maybe biggest free agency ever and of course about working with a certain GM. Eli, let's start with something you probably don't wanna here. You're probably the headcoach in all of OBWL who gets payed the lousiest. And you're the guy with probably the toughest job. Doesn't that frustrate you? No, not the least bit. Do I make a lot of money? No. But I'm not in for the money, I'm only 42 years old and I'm a headcoach already. You can fill our business seats with unemployed coaches Read More
  • KvM announces "Triple D" era. But it's just words so far... +

    Denver. If there's no big new, little things turn to seemingly important ones. So Denver Demons GM Klaus von Meyerinck today adressed the press once again in his usual fashion - throwing Fishmacs, insulting reporters and eating fast food without a break for the entire duration of the press conference - and with no actual news whatsoever he tried to sell fantasy as strategy. Welcome to what he calls "the era of Triple D". So far at the dawn of this new season things look the usual pitch dark in Denver. There has been no trade, no injection of fresh blood to a team that is in urgent need of at least two new starters. And, at this point of the year Read More
  • A night at the club and a smelly superstar +

    Denver. A ton of things have happened in Denver ever since the moving truck pulled up the driveway of Quinten Bryson's home. We could report about the trade of the former Demons superstar and franchise player, we could, we should and we will. Same goes for the trades that followed, same goes for a devastating 0-11 streak the Demons faced with their new team, same goes for a factdriven analysis of the teams situation and future which might not be as black as GM Klaus von Meyerinck is usually painting it. But then again it has been the night of QB's return to Denver. And of course of an incident involving the now Florida based superstar, his former GM, a Read More
  • Bryson flying out - for good? +

    Denver. Is Demons' superstar Quinten Bryson on his way to another team? It seems that way. Bryson and his family, wife Sherona (26) and his two twin daughters Ella and Erin (3), have been seen at the airport boarding a United flight to Chicago. Of course it's rumored now that Bryson is going to the Blaze in a surprise move, but sources close to the family told us that Bryson could as well be booking another flight from the United hub and has not booked to his final destination yet in order to cover his tracks. It is as well stongly rumored that Bryson is playing for Boston or even the defending champs out of Tampa Bay soon. Another very Read More
  • KvM going crazy again: Will QB leave? +

    Denver. One of the many problems of last years Denver Demons has solved itself this year. Well, we are not talking about KvM's appetite or the lousy performances of the team. All that still presents a huge problem. So on to the one good news: The team used to play in front of 11.000, 13.000 or maybe 14.000 fans in the Great Divide Arena. Not much fun for the players and not much fun for the Demons' financial division either. Well, numbers went up this season, average attendance is up to more than 17.000. Just 2000 seats to fill... And now to the uggly part. To those who don't attend: Good job, guys. To those 17.000 who do attend Demons' Read More
  • Tricky KvM aims at Fore and shoots Hardee +

    Denver. And all of a sudden it was poker night in Denver again. And Richard "Tricky Dick" Hardee, PF of the Demons and infamous for emptying his teammates pockets over and over again, found himself with a bluff called. Called by Demons' GM KvM who has returned from Madrid, Spain, to take over the helm in Denver again. First order of business: managing the team splitting confrontation between superstars Greg Fore and Quinten Bryson. First victim: Hardee. As a reminder: It's said that the Demons' team is split into to camps, one lead by Fore and one by Bryson, who are barely talking to one another. Fore is supposedly the bad guy in this, at least the Demons' crazy GM Read More
  • Denver: 0-2 and two injured at locker room brawl +

    Denver. Locker room fight in Denver: While the Demons started with back to back losses against the Huskies and got eaten alive on court by Charles Flowers, the really disturbing news is about the state of a franchise in a free fall. Act one: Right before the season opener at home against the Toronto Huskies a fight in the locker room errupted. Ray Granger and Arnulfo Milner went man on man in a wild fist fight that soon turned into a no rules street fight. In the end it was Granger delivering the final blow by kicking Milner's knee with his right leg over and over again. Milner will be out with a knee injury for almost two weeks. Granger Read More
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